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Wendy Stonehenge is the singer for Doom-glammers, Glitter Wizard. In ancient times, Druids in Europe looked into the future and saw that mankind was doomed. They realized that if humans were to survive, they must do something to help their future ancestors. They performed a three day ritual involving orgies, air-guitar solos, and a sacred fig tree. At the end of the three days, the fig tree began to swell. The Druids eventually died off, but the tree remained. Over two centuries passed. When the time had finally come, the ancient god, Pan, descended from the heavens and sprayed his seed upon the fig tree. The trunk split in half and a tall, handsome figure emerged from the wreckage. Thus, the sexual messiah was born.

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